I love thick thighs and the ocean. No, I don't care about your opinion.

I was gonna not cry today but oh well

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chloemew:

raverush:

But what’s Kirby going to look like when he eats the villager

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Good Will Hunting (1997)

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Most days I wish I never met you because then I could sleep at night and I wouldn’t have to walk around with the knowledge there was someone like you out there.
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plantsmoke:

if you had to choose between living in the pokemon universe and world peace who would your starter be

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lilbunnygirl:

*gives you a lap dance for curly fries*

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bigstupidbaby:

“hey baby i got us a bottle of wine” you say. the baby stares back at you confused. why are you giving a baby alcohol. you are disgusting

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johnentwlstle:

it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to

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geeses:

if you want my legs to be shaved every day then you can do it for me and ill see how long it takes for you to not care anymore

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rlmjob:

Having a crush is so fucking annoying I wanna smash my stupid head into a cinder block

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me:skips tutorial
me:how the fuck do you play this game
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